Titan Fusion

Alexandar Tzanov's Personal Blog

Tag: Humor

  • A Dad Moment – Reading in English

    The following quote is from my desktop Dads calendar, given to me by my wife: A Dad Moment Ricky held his one-year-old daughter Emily in his lap. She was jabbering in baby talk as she flipped the pages of a picture book. Nearby, Ricky’s five-year-old son Tim said, “Dad, make her read it in English […]

  • Religious oxymoron?

    On the way to work this morning I ended up behind a van. The van had the Jesus fish on its rear door, but I could also see a dream catcher hanging from the driver’s visor. Now, doesn’t this classify as a religious oxymoron? I mean, how can you follow Jesus and then believe in […]

  • Love Poetry

    I received these in an email from my friend. They are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming, […]

  • Way to go Microsoft!

    I was going through old emails in my email inbox and I found an old event promo email from Microsoft. The email was about the Microsoft Connections Event for Small Businesses held in Lincolnshire. What was funny about it was that the event was from 8 AM to 12 PM on the day I received […]

  • TEAM ROOMBA: TF2 Griefing 2

    This video is hilarious. Be ware that there is adult verbiage in it. So, if such language bothers you – don’t watch. Personally I hate dealing with players like this, unless it is my own clan mates and we are on the server for the sole purpose of screwing around. It is one thing having to […]

  • Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott

    If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a […]

  • Haha – no way!!!

    Amanda and I just finished watching the Whole Nine Yards on DVD. I switched the receiver to TV. Apparently the cable box was on, because what I saw confused me for a moment. I guess I forgot to turn off the c-box when I put in the DVD. Before the movie Amanda was watching Seinfeld […]

  • Amazing Facts

    Here is a list of some amazing facts I found while browsing other blogs on the Net. It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out. A shrimp’s heart is in its head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single […]

  • Wishes’ Circle.

    This was supposed to be a short post about how wonderful I felt for a moment when I looked outside my window and saw the slowly falling snow. Instead, thanks to my sarcasm and twisted sense of humor, it turned into what it is now. I could go on and on with the story brining […]

  • HAHAHA – Checkmate

    Lori emailed me the following joke this morning. I find it funny to the point where i want to share it with everyone. So here it is: Checkmate My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends […]