This, I believe, many people would find darn funny. Reason being the darn word is being used so many times in so many ways that I could hardly even start counting them. We use this word as a substitute when we cannot think of the exact word we want to use, or when we do not feel like saying what we want. This word has simply lost its meaning. The thing is that the word has been used and continues to be used so much and in so many ways, that certain phrazes and expressions, even conversations do not sound right if this very word is not used.
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it’s shit…that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can’t tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
You can throw shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it’s the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don’t need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
Or not do so, If you don’t give a shit!
Well Shit, it’s time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit
and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head
Well, shit happens!