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Hobbes' sex escape!

HAHAHHA, this is so funny. One of the -(MP)- clan members had a little unexpected displeasing pleasure event last night. Damn some weird people out there! But what am I saying? I spend enough time on the NET and out with people from all sorts of social classes and walks of life, I should know that. Yet, it still comes as a surprised to me when it manages to humor me. Something like this I would usually just ignore and not even think over. I guess it happening to a clan member might have something to do with it.

Another golden moment for TV and the country’s scientist.

During the noon news today, once again I was informed of something obvious, which someone spent money on just to prove what we have known for a really long time. It was just another news announcement on TV with its double purpose! This one informed me that some scientists in Milwaukee have found that the size of your waistline may help determining your chances for heart attacks and other heart and breathing related problems.

About yourself.

This is one of the more creative and excellently written self descriptions I have ever come across.

What a night!

I walked in Blockbuster to pick up a movie for tonight. When I was checking out the little one gives me attitude. I am like: fine, it is not like it is the first time she has done that. She does it every damn time I am in there. I walk out and guess what I see on my car? A dent on the driver’s side, right up front, both on the metal and the bumper. It was served with scrapes and red paint from the car of the dumb ass who fucking does not know how to pull in or out of a HUDGE parking space. Now every time I go over a bump or anything else that causes my car to go up and down the metal scrapes against my NEW tires. I should have parked in my usual place, far side, where people are too lazy to walk from, thus they do not park there.

Really? Well, thank you, I did NOT know that.

I just saw a news advertisement, which informed me that “Bad Air is bad for babies! Well thank you, you are clearly a FUCKIN geniuses. I did “not” that bad air is bad, that is why I live in the city. What the fuck are you people one? Bad air is bad for any living organism!

Happy Valentines!

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Happy Valetines to all who celebrate it!

Kill an American! - What is an American?

This I came across and I find too good not to share with others.

Apparently some moron in Pakistan, had a reward offer published in a newspaper. His offer extended to anyone who kills an American. Any American! To that an Australian dentist wrote a little description of what an American is, to make it easier for the “geniuses” who take on that offer to distinguish us, the Americans, from the rest of the crowd.
An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.

An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan.

An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.

In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each…

Yet another change.

Yes, you are seeing it right! There is, yet, another change to the look of Titan Fusion. Yesterday I got rid of all the pages I designed myself and made the Wordpress app part of the main view and function of the website.

4 New Tires

I just returned from the Goodyear store with four new tires on my car. Goodyear has an in-house brand, Dark Horse, which makes tires the same way with the same materials and standards. The only difference is that the tires do not carry the Goodyear brand name. This saved me $70. The bill, with the new tires, installation, balancing and new stems, after labor and tax came out to $299.82.